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Purity Labs All-In-One U.S.B.

$34.99
Purity Labs All-In-One U.S.B. covers it all!  Urine, Saliva, Blood Ultimate Full Body Cleansing. Works by temporarily reducing the appearance of levels of toxins in the body. Purity Labs All-In-One USB is a specialized combination of ingredients that stimulates the body’s natural removal of toxins from the body in a natural and supportive manner. After consumption of USB, the body is free to create a total decrease in specific toxins remaining in the body. Because natural elimination is greatly increased, there is a large window of time in which multiple bodily systems will have a natural removal of impurities. The net result is superior levels of cleanliness for a longer period of time. All-in-One U.S.B. is an entirely new and unique detoxification system from the RGD formulators at Purity. Complete ALL-IN-ONE Solution!
  • 100% new and unique formula
  • Lasts up to 12 hours.
  • Unique metabolic activators in U.S.B. that are not found in other products.
  • Up to 8X the potency of other products
  • Does not mask impurities but removes them.
  • Works on all toxins
  • Nothing else needed.
  • Complete System Detoxification
  • Safe and highly effective
  • The body will be free of toxins 1 hour after consumption and for up to 12 hours.
  • 10 capsules
All-In-One U.S.B. is an entirely new and unique detoxification system from the R&D formulators at Purity.  As a company with the highest reputation for quality and effectiveness, Purity unconditionally backs this product with their 100% iron-clad satisfaction guarantee. When you have to be certain, rely on Purity brand products. These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration.  This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease. THIS PRODUCT IS NOT INTENDED FOR DRUG TESTS OR OTHER ILLEGAL USE.  PLEASE FOLLOW ALL APPLICABLE STATE AND FEDERAL LAWS WHEN USING THIS PRODUCT.

Vale Detox Triple Strength Formula

$32.99
Vale Detox Triple Strength Formula is formulated for people who are over 200 pounds, normal to high body fat, and are exposed to higher levels of unwanted toxins on a daily basis. Vale Detox Triple Strength is formulated for people who are at least thirty pounds overweight or have a larger than average body mass. Because larger people have more fat cells in their body, they tend to have higher toxin levels. Vale Detox Triple Strength is blended with the same care and ingredients as Vale Detox One Hour Formula but contains more of the key nutrients. If you are at least 30 pounds overweight or have a larger than average body mass, Vale Detox Triple Strength is the ultimate detoxifying drink.  Sweet Apple Flavor. Enjoy the confidence of being toxin free with Vale Detox Triple Strength Formular System Cleaner.  With a broad spectrum of nutrients including Vale's powerful vitamin B complex, Triple Strength Formula promotes effective cleaning for measurably lower levels of unwanted toxins in your system* Directions:
  • 1 hour prior to your deadline, consume Vale beverage.
  • Wait 10 min, refill the bottle with water and consume this.
  • Urinate frequently.
  • Avoid unnecessary toxins, especially tobacco, caffeine and alcohol along with heavy exercise.
  • Drink plenty of water in the days leading up to your deadline.
  • Avoid food or eat light snacks.
  • Cleanses in 1 hour, lasts up to 5 hours.  You'll be cleanest from 1 1/2 hours to 4 hours after drinking Triple Strength.
  • Shelf life is three years from manufacture date, keep contents in a cool, dry place and out of direct sunlight.
  • Adhering to these guidelines will ensure you start you detox program off right.
Click here to Jump Start your Detox with Vale Detox PreVale Capsules, the first step to detoxification. *These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration.  This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease. THIS PRODUCT IS NOT INTENDED FOR DRUG TESTS OR OTHER ILLEGAL USE.  PLEASE FOLLOW ALL APPLICABLE STATE AND FEDERAL LAWS WHEN USING THIS PRODUCT.  

The Whizzinator Touch

$149.99
The Whizzinator Touch by ALS is a synthetic urine device that includes a prosthetic. The device is made up of an ultra-secure belt that goes around your waist and legs, a pouch that is connected to the belt, and the prosthetic (fake penis). The Whizzinator Touch is designed so you can wear it for extended periods of time. Each Whizzinator Touch includes a 100% cotton elastic Belt with two comfortable leg straps, a prosthetic in the color of your choice, a vinyl medical grade pouch, four organic heating pads, one 60ml syringe, one Golden Shower, and a set of instructions. The Whizzinator Touch is discreet and safe to use in any scenario. When you purchase The Whizzinator Touch, you are purchasing the most realistic fake penis on the market! Available in four colors.

How does it work?

First, mix the Golden Shower with bottled water on a cup (please do not mix unless you plan to use it). Insert the mixture into the pouch with the help of the 60ml syringe. Place the belt around your waist and legs beneath your clothes. Place one organic heat pad when you are ready to heat it up. To release the liquid, make sure the clip is released and press the tip of the penis. The Whizzinator Touch features an ultra-quiet flow system, plus it can be operated with just one hand! Please clean your The Whizzinator Touch after each use. Instructions are also included, plus you can watch a step-by-step video guide on How to use your Whizzinator. Use it for wet sex and pranks. All ALS products are safe, clean, and reliable. Over fifteen years on the market! Experience and high quality in one product.

What comes with my Whizzinator Touch?

  • 1 Whizzinator Touch (4 colors available)
  • 100% Cotton elastic belt with a pressure band
  • Refillable Vinyl Pouch with Non-Spill Refill Port
  • 4 Heat Pads (Body temperature is: 98.6°F degrees)
  • One Golden Shower Synthetic Urine
  • One 60ml syringe
  • One set of instructions
ALS Synthetic Urine contains ingredients found in natural urine like Uric Acid and Creatine. It is balanced for specific gravity, Ph and has foam and scent! Great for mimicking disease and toxin-free urine for wet sex or pranks! You can have a dirty experience with a safe and clean, reliable product. THIS PRODUCT IS NOT INTENDED FOR DRUG TESTS OR OTHER ILLEGAL USE.  PLEASE FOLLOW ALL APPLICABLE STATE AND FEDERAL LAWS WHEN USING THIS PRODUCT. Available in:
  • Brown
  • Latino
  • Tan
  • White
 

Vale Detox PreVale Capsules

$3.49
Vale Detox PreVale Capsules are your first step to detoxification by promoting accelerated removal of toxins stored in the body.  PreVale contains herbs that are widely recognized for their ability to aid the liver in eliminating unhealthy toxins. Pre-Vale is a formulation of all natural herbs designed to prepare your body for detoxification. Pre-Vale is suggested for use 12-18 hours prior to beginning your detoxification program. Pre-Vale is designed to be used in conjunction with Vale Detox One Hour Cleansing Solution, Vale Detox Triple Strength Formula or Vale Detox Solution 4X Formula cleansing products. Directions:
  • Take entire package of PreVale with 20 oz. of water 12 to 18 hours before starting your Vale Detox cleansing program.
  • Continue to drink 12 -16 oz. of water per waking hour until you start your Vale Detox cleansing program.
 

Vale Detox Solution 4X

$41.99
Simply stated, Vale Detox Solution 4x Formula is the most effective detox cleanser on the market today. Solution 4x is specially formulated for large body mass, overweight and out-of-shape persons whose lifestyle exposes them to high levels of toxins on a daily basis. Enjoy the confidence of being toxin free!  With a broad spectrum of nutrients including Vale's powerful vitamin B complex, Solution 4x promotes effective cleansing for measurably lower levels of unwanted toxins in your system. * Solution 4x is formulated for people who are at least 30 pounds overweight or who have a larger than average body mass. Because larger people tend to have more fat cells in their body, they tend to have higher toxin levels. Fortified with Vales' exclusive blend of vitamins and minerals plus creatine, 4x is thin and easy to drink. Formulated with 50% less carbohydrates than Vale Detox Triple Strength Formula, this Solution 4x Formula provides the nutrients necessary to promote healthy detoxification. Available in a great tasting Citrus Burst flavor. 20 fluid ounces. Directions:
  • 1 hour before you want to be clean, shake the bottle
  • Consume Vale beverage
  • Wait 10 min, refill the bottle with water and drink all the water
  • Urinate as frequently as needed
  • Avoid unnecessary toxins, especially tobacco, caffeine and alcohol
  • Do not exercise
  • Avoid food or eat light snacks
  • Cleanses in 1 hour, lasts up to 5 hours.  You'll be cleanest from 1 1/2 hours to 4 hours after drinking Solution 4X.
  • Shelf life is three years from manufacture date, keep contents in a cool, dry place and out of direct sunlight.
For Best Results:
  • Drink 6 - 8 glasses of water each day to flush toxins naturally
  • Avoid unwanted toxins; the more clean time you allow yourself, the better
  • Take PreVale the night before to promote deep cellular precleaning
Click here to Jump Start your Detox with Vale Detox PreVale Capsules, the first step to detoxification. *These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration.  This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease. THIS PRODUCT IS NOT INTENDED FOR DRUG TESTS OR OTHER ILLEGAL USE.  PLEASE FOLLOW ALL APPLICABLE STATE AND FEDERAL LAWS WHEN USING THIS PRODUCT.

Vale Detox Perma Clean

$29.99

Vale Detox Perma Clean

The ingredients in Vale Detox Perma-Clean have been traditionally consumed to aid the liver in the elimination of toxins and to help promote healthy liver function. Perma-Clean is a combination of two detoxifying formulas dispensed by healthcare professionals to help their patients with deep cellular cleansing.  A combination of Milk Thistle and Burdock Root helps to promote the healthy liver function so crucial to the body’s natural detoxification process.  (Click here to read more about Burdock Weed.) Nutritionally balanced, this product is gentle on the system to ensure your comfort and safety. Perma-Clean is ideal for people who are serious about maintaining their good health.  120 Capsules Suggested Use: As a food supplement, take 4 capsules, with several glasses of water, two times a day for 15 days or as desired.