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The Golden Shower

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The Golden Shower

Golden Shower dehydrated synthetic human urine reacts and feels like real urine when used as directed.  You cannot contract any infectious diseases from this product and is chemically similar to real urine.  This product is stable for one year in the dry form.  The Cleanest Way to Get Dirty!

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The Golden Shower

Golden Shower dehydrated synthetic human urine reacts and feels like real urine when used as directed.  You cannot contract any infectious diseases from this product and is chemically similar to real urine.  This product is stable for one year in the dry form.  The Cleanest Way to Get Dirty!

DO NOT open the vial until ready for use.  The dehydrated urine will absorb moisture the air causing the contents to clump and slow the dissolving process when it is reconstituted.

When reconstituting the urine, mix with approximately 80 to 90 ml/cc (2.5 to 3 oz) of bottled water.

DO NOT DRINK. THIS PRODUCT IS NOT INTENDED FOR DRUG TESTS OR OTHER ILLEGAL USE.  PLEASE FOLLOW ALL APPLICABLE STATE AND FEDERAL LAWS WHEN USING THIS PRODUCT.

ALS Synthetic Urine contains ingredients found in natural urine like Uric Acid and Creatine. It is balanced for specific gravity, Ph and has foam and scent!

Great for mimicking disease and toxin-free urine for wet sex or pranks! You can have a dirty experience with a safe and clean, reliable product.

This product is not intended for any illegal purposes. Follow all state and federal laws when using this product.

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Weight .025 lbs

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