Monkey Whizz
Price range: $43.99 through $79.99
Monkey Whizz is the newest imitation urine substitution device on the market. This amazing package comes ready to use right out of the box! Comes complete with a vinyl bladder, containing 3 1/2 oz. of the highest quality imitation urine toxin and disease-free urine available, attached to an adjustable 100% cotton elastic belt (all medical grade). Also included are two organic heat pads, an easy-to-read temperature strip and detailed instructions.
- One Year Shelf Life
- No Need to Freeze
- Do Not Microwave
- Novelty urine should NOT be used for illegal purposes
Choose from:
- Monkey Whizz Regular Mail – $43.99 (2 – 7 days delivery)
- Monkey Whizz Priority Mail – $58.99 (usually 1 -4 days delivery)
- Monkey Whizz Express Mail – $77.99 (usually 1-2 days delivery)
Monkey Whizz
Monkey Whizz is the newest imitation urine substitution device on the market. This amazing package comes ready to use right out of the box! Comes complete with a vinyl bladder, containing 3 1/2 oz. of the highest quality imitation urine toxin and disease-free urine available, attached to an adjustable 100% cotton elastic belt (all medical grade). Also included are two organic heat pads, an easy-to-read temperature strip and detailed instructions.
- One Year Shelf Life
- No Need to Freeze
- Do Not Microwave
- Novelty urine should NOT be used for illegal purposes
Choose from:
- Regular Mail – $43.99 (2 – 7 days delivery)
- Priority Mail – $58.99 (usually 1 -4 days delivery)
- Express Mail – $77.99 (usually 1 – 2 days delivery)
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| Mail Type | Monkey Whizz Regular Mail, Monkey Whizz Priority Mail, Monkey Whizz Express Mail |
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