Go Number 1 Kit
Price range: $43.99 through $79.99
The Go Number #1 Urine Substitute Kit, a unisex urine replacement kit, is designed for use by men and women of the water sports fetish community, who want a safer, easier, steady stream of urine to play with. The Number #1 is formulated to ensure that whether you are novice or experienced in golden shower play, you will not be able to tell the difference — Not even a lab tester can tell the difference!
Go Number #1 Urine Substitution Kit – A Product from Piss in Your Pants Technology
Features
- Sterile Bladder with 3.5 oz of Synthetic Urine (A Novelty Item Only)
- Two Heating Pads
- Adjustable Belt to ensure comfort.
- Temperature Strip
- Complete Instructions
- Highest Quality Imitation Toxin-Free Urine Available
- No Mixing Required
- Male/Female Usage
- Most Advanced Heating System
- 1 Year Shelf Life
Choose from:
- Go Number 1 Regular Mail – $43.99 (2 – 7 days delivery)
- Go Number 1 Priority Mail – $58.99 (usually 1 -4 days delivery)
- Go Number 1 Express Mail – $77.99 (usually 1 -2 days delivery)
Sold as a novelty item. Intended for lawful use only.
Go Number 1 Urine Substitution Kit
The Go Number 1 Urine Substitute Kit, a unisex urine replacement kit, is designed for use by men and women of the water sports fetish community, who want a safer, easier, steady stream of urine to play with. The Number #1 is formulated to ensure that whether you are novice or experienced in golden shower play, you will not be able to tell the difference — Not even a lab tester can tell the difference!
Number #1 Urine Substitution Kit – A Product from Piss in Your Pants Technology
Features
- Sterile Bladder with 3.5 oz of Synthetic Urine (A Novelty Item Only)
- Two Heating Pads
- Adjustable Belt to ensure comfort.
- Temperature Strip
- Complete Instructions
- Highest Quality Imitation Toxin-Free Urine Available
- No Mixing Required
- Male/Female Usage
- Most Advanced Heating System
- 1 Year Shelf Life
Choose from:
- Go Number 1 Regular Mail – $43.99 (2 – 7 days delivery)
- Go Number 1 Priority Mail – $58.99 (usually 1 -4 days delivery)
- Go Number 1 Express Mail – $77.99 (usually 1 – 2 delivery)
Sold as a novelty item. Intended for lawful use only.
| Weight | .6 lbs |
|---|---|
| Select Mail Type | Go Number 1 Regular Mail, Go Number 1 Priority Mail, Go Number 1 Express Mail |
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