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Metal Funnel Bowls

Screw-on Funnel Bowl.  Only available in Silver Choose from:
  • Small - 1/2" x 1/2" $1.45 Metal Funnel Bowl – Small
  • Large - 3/4″ x 5/8″ $2.99 Metal Funnel Bowl – Large

Aqua Pipe

Aqua Pipe - since 1979 this nifty, all-in-one handheld water pipe has been the world’s first, indestructible, compact and pocket-size water pipe with a 90-degree swivel mouthpiece built-in! For added convenience, the Aqua Pipe bowl and down stem are one-piece which makes filling and cleaning seamless – just twist-off the bowl. Aqua Pipes bowl construction is made of heat resistant plastic, the same material used in industrial plastic ashtrays, while the water reservoir is regular medical-grade plastic. It does not melt or emit fumes. Aqua Pipe stand 4" inches tall, and 1.40" inches in diameter. Available in 6 attractive colors.
Choose from:
  • Black
  • Blue
  • Green
  • Purple
  • Red
  • Teal
CLICK HERE TO ORDER 5 TO A PACK SCREENS (Order .750 Brass or Steel for a Perfect Fit for the Aqua Pipe) CLICK HERE TO ORDER 100 TO A PACK SCREENS (Order .750 Brass or Steel for a Perfect Fit for the Aqua Pipe)
See Directions for Use, Below.

Pipe Screens – 5 Pack

Package of 5 Sturdy Screens for any pipe - choice of two sizes, three materials. Mr. Bill's only carries the strongest screens around! .625 are about the size of a dime .750 are about the size of a nickel Choose from:
  • Brass
  • Steel, Coarse
  • Steel, Fine

Key Cigarette Clip

Key Cigarette Clip is a small clip for holding the base of a cigarette so that it can be smoked without burning your fingers. Squeeze the top of the key to open the clip.  When you're in a pinch, this handy brass key clip will be there for you. 2 1/8" long.  

NFL Helmet Pipe

Football fan?  Then you have to have one of these NFL Helmet Pipe.  3" x 1 1/2" Choose your favorite team from the drop-down menu! Add a Smokeless Pipe Cap - Metal to your Pipe. Add a Smokeless Cap - Anodized to your Pipe. Need Screens?  Pack of 5  Pack of 100  

Go Number 1 Kit

The Go Number #1 Urine Substitute Kit, a unisex urine replacement kit, is designed for use by men and women of the water sports fetish community, who want a safer, easier, steady stream of urine to play with. The Number #1 is formulated to ensure that whether you are novice or experienced in golden shower play, you will not be able to tell the difference — Not even a lab tester can tell the difference! Go Number #1 Urine Substitution Kit - A Product from Piss in Your Pants Technology Features
  • Sterile Bladder with 3.5 oz of Synthetic Urine (A Novelty Item Only)
  • Two Heating Pads
  • Adjustable Belt to ensure comfort.
  • Temperature Strip
  • Complete Instructions
  • Highest Quality Imitation Toxin-Free Urine Available
  • No Mixing Required
  • Male/Female Usage
  • Most Advanced Heating System
  • 1 Year Shelf Life
Choose from:
  • Go Number 1 Regular Mail - $39.99 (2 - 5 days delivery)
  • Go Number 1 Priority Mail - $54.99 (usually 1 -3 days delivery)
  • Go Number 1 Express Mail - $76.99 (usually overnight delivery)
Sold as a novelty item.  Intended for lawful use only.

Zen Pipe Cleaners

Get into those hard-to-reach places with Zen Pipe Cleaners!  Zen pipe cleaners are tough yet flexible, with tiny bristles that help scrub away tough resin from hard-to-reach places. Zen Pipe Cleaners are extra absorbent to wipe up sticky residues. Each pipe cleaner is approximately 6 inches (15 centimeters) long and comes in a 44-count bundle Choose from:
  • Bristled
  • Soft

Novelty Pipe – Take-A-Smoke


Novelty Pipe - Take-A-Smoke

The Novelty Pipe - Take-A-Smoke pipe is the ultimate classic metal pipe that has been around for ages. This bullet shaped pipe has a top that screws off for easy filling. These are designed to be packed very tightly, and lit through the hole of the cap whenever you want to sneak away for a quick smoke. This design is great because the tobacco does not stay lit long since it is enclosed. Our take-a-smoke pipe comes in a variety of different colors so you and a friend can have different color pipes. This metal pipe is the iconic Take-A-Smoke (or Sneak-A-Smoke), a fan favorite. When it comes to metal pipes, this is definitely one of the most popular. Easily cleaned with a cleaner like Orange Chronic. This pipe is the best pocket pipe you can find!  Made from polished aluminum with a large bowl, screw-on bowl lid, and rubber mouthpiece.  2 1/8" long Choose from:
  • Black
  • Bronze
  • Blue
  • Gold
  • Green
  • Purple
  • Red
  • Silver
(Although we usually stock these colors, we may be out of any particular color and may need to substitute.) Need Screens?  Pack of 5  Pack of 100 Need another Mouthpiece?  Click here  Click here for Take-A-Smoke Diamond Cut

Pipe Screens – 100 Pack

Package of 100 Sturdy Pipe Screens - You will never have to buy another screen - at least not for a while!! Mr. Bill’s only carries the strongest screens around! .625 are about the size of a dime .750 are about the size of a nickel Choose from:
  • Brass
  • Steel, Coarse
  • Steel, Fine

Proto Rocket Poker

Proto Rocket Poker Is interchangeable for the Rocket, Mendo Pipe and Proto Pipe Classic. It is used to hold the pod in place, and for stirring and cleaning the permanent screen bowl.  Handmade in the USA by Phil Jergenson.

Metal Pipe Cap

These Metal Pipe Caps fit all standard pipe bowls.   Using a Metal Pipe Cap preserves your smoking material (it will go out when not smoking) and cut down on the smoke coming out of your pipe.  And, if you are smoking outside, in the wind, your pipe will stay lit longer! Choose from:
  • Brass
  • Silver
Click here to order a Metal Bowl Click here to order an Aluminum Pipe Stem

Proto Rocket

The Proto Rocket is the newest in a lineup of winners since the well-known designer Phil Jergenson unleashed his first pocket-sized smoking instrument in 1968 known originally as the Contrivance and the next improved model - the Proto Pipe. The Proto Rocket has it all - easy swinging cover for the bowl, jam-free tar trap, a stash container and a poker for stirring and cleaning. From the creator of the world famous and widely popular Original Proto Pipe is the new and improved Proto Rocket (formerly known as Mendo Pipe).  This all-new Rocket Pipe improves on the Original Proto Pipe design by eliminating the troublesome tar trap, adding the easy access Tarburator Flip and the patented Top Bowl Clip. The Proto Rocket Pipe is hand-made in Willits, California. If you liked your Proto Pipe Original, you will LOVE your new Proto Rocket Pipe. WARNING:  Don't be fooled by the cheap imitation pipes!  There is only ONE Proto Rocket Pipe!
  • From the Creator of the Original Proto Pipe
  • New and Improved All-in-One Design
  • New Tarborator Flip and Bowl Top Clip
  • Hold up to 5 Bowls in Storage Chamber
  • Built in Poker/Stir Tool
  • Easily Accessible Tar Chamber
  • Made with Solar Power in Mendocino County, CA
  • Length: 3"
Need an extra poker?  Click here to order. How about an extra mouthpiece?  Click here to order.

The Proto Pipe History

The Proto Pipe is an iconic American pipe, created in the 1960’s and patented in the summer of 1980 in Willits, California, where it’s still currently produced. Owning a Proto Pipe shows appreciation to the Patriotic American Heritage of craftsmanship and the smoking industry. We are proud to carry this American classic and offer it to our valued customers. Enjoy a piece of American history with this one-of-a-kind homegrown and brass made pipe.