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Go Number 1 Kit

$39.99
Go Number #1 Urine Substitution Kit - A Product from Piss in Your Pants Technology The Go Number #1 Urine Substitute Kit, a unisex urine replacement kit, is designed for use by men and women of the water sports fetish community, who want a safer, easier, steady stream of urine to play with. The Number #1 is formulated to ensure that whether you are novice or experienced in golden shower play, you will not be able to tell the difference — Not even a lab tester can tell the difference! Features
  • Sterile Bladder with 3.5 oz of Synthetic Urine (A Novelty Item Only)
  • Two Heating Pads
  • Adjustable Belt to ensure comfort
  • Temperature Strip
  • Complete Instructions
  • Highest Quality Imitation Toxin-Free Urine Available
  • No Mixing Required
  • Male/Female Usage
  • Most Advanced Heating System
  • 1 Year Shelf Life
Sold as a novelty item.  Intended for lawful use only.

Vale Detox Triple Strength Formula

$32.99
Vale Detox Triple Strength Formula is formulated for people who are over 200 pounds, normal to high body fat, and are exposed to higher levels of unwanted toxins on a daily basis. Vale Detox Triple Strength is formulated for people who are at least thirty pounds overweight or have a larger than average body mass. Because larger people have more fat cells in their body, they tend to have higher toxin levels. Vale Detox Triple Strength is blended with the same care and ingredients as Vale Detox One Hour Formula but contains more of the key nutrients. If you are at least 30 pounds overweight or have a larger than average body mass, Vale Detox Triple Strength is the ultimate detoxifying drink.  Sweet Apple Flavor. Enjoy the confidence of being toxin free with Vale Detox Triple Strength Formular System Cleaner.  With a broad spectrum of nutrients including Vale's powerful vitamin B complex, Triple Strength Formula promotes effective cleaning for measurably lower levels of unwanted toxins in your system* Directions:
  • 1 hour prior to your deadline, consume Vale beverage.
  • Wait 10 min, refill the bottle with water and consume this.
  • Urinate frequently.
  • Avoid unnecessary toxins, especially tobacco, caffeine and alcohol along with heavy exercise.
  • Drink plenty of water in the days leading up to your deadline.
  • Avoid food or eat light snacks.
  • Cleanses in 1 hour, lasts up to 5 hours.  You'll be cleanest from 1 1/2 hours to 4 hours after drinking Triple Strength.
  • Shelf life is three years from manufacture date, keep contents in a cool, dry place and out of direct sunlight.
  • Adhering to these guidelines will ensure you start you detox program off right.
Click here to Jump Start your Detox with Vale Detox PreVale Capsules, the first step to detoxification. *These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration.  This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease. THIS PRODUCT IS NOT INTENDED FOR DRUG TESTS OR OTHER ILLEGAL USE.  PLEASE FOLLOW ALL APPLICABLE STATE AND FEDERAL LAWS WHEN USING THIS PRODUCT.  

Quick Fix Plus

$19.99
Quick Fix Plus is a novelty synthetic Urine with a 100% money-back guarantee from the Spectrum Labs, the manufacturer.  This is the latest version - Quick Fix Synthetic Urine Kit 6.3 Plus! The kit includes:
  • 3 oz of synthetic urine
  • a heating pad
  • a plastic temperature strip
  • easy to follow instructions
Spectrum Labs synthetic urine has all the ingredients you will find in natural urine, including:
  • proper pH levels
  • specific gravity
  • creatine/creatinine
  • urea and uric acid in every batch
This laboratory-created toxin-free clean urine is ready to be used and does not require any mixing. The new Quick Fix formula is a pre-mixed, unisex blend that can be used both by males and females. Incredible Success Rate Quick Fix Plus Synthetic Urine is the #1 choice for many people. It has the highest rating on the market and nothing but positive feedback! Quick Fix has success stories after success stories, making this high-quality product extremely trustworthy for people who need medical privacy in this ever-changing world. This product has been issued multiple patents by and is afforded the rights and protections of the United States Patent Office. U.S. Patent No. 7,192,776 and U.S. Patent No. 9,128,105. This product is to be used in accordance with all local state and federal laws and is not to be used for lawfully administered drug tests. See below for usage instructions.

Purity Labs All-In-One U.S.B.

$34.99
Urine, Saliva, Blood Ultimate Full Body Cleansing. Works by temporarily reducing the appearance of levels of toxins in the body.  USB is a specialized combination of ingredients that stimulates the body’s natural removal of toxins from the body in a natural and supportive manner. After consumption of USB, the body is free to create a total decrease in specific toxins remaining in the body. Because natural elimination is greatly increased, there is a large window of time in which multiple bodily systems will have a natural removal of impurities. The net result is superior levels of cleanliness for a longer period of time. All-in-One U.S.B. is an entirely new and unique detoxification system from the RGD formulators at Purity. Complete ALL-IN-ONE Solution!
  • 100% new and unique formula
  • Lasts up to 12 hours
  • Unique metabolic activators in U.S.B. that are not found in other products
  • Up to 8X the potency of other products
  • Does not mask impurities but removes them
  • Works on all toxins
  • Nothing else needed
  • Complete System Detoxification
  • Safe and Highly effective
  • The body will be free of toxins 1 hour after consumption and for up to 12 hours
  • 10 capsules
All-In-One U.S.B. is an entirely new and unique detoxification system from the R&D formulators at Purity.  As a company with the highest reputation for quality and effectiveness, Purity unconditionally backs this product with their 100% iron-clad satisfaction guarantee. When you have to be certain, rely on Purity brand products. These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration.  This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease. THIS PRODUCT IS NOT INTENDED FOR DRUG TESTS OR OTHER ILLEGAL USE.  PLEASE FOLLOW ALL APPLICABLE STATE AND FEDERAL LAWS WHEN USING THIS PRODUCT.

Dr. Greens Heat Pad

$1.99

Dr. Greens Heat Pad

Dr. Greens Heat Pads are great for taking along on trips or storing in your car.  Dr. Greens Heat Pads provide instant warmth to your hands, head, and other parts of your body in the chilly outdoors. Each warmer is non-toxic, odorless and provides up to 8 hours of continuous warmth (if less than 8 hours of use, store in air tight container for later use).  Safe instant hear, great for cold weather outings, events, camping, snow and more! Dr. Greens Heat Pads are a soft, lightweight pouch containing a biodegradable mixture of iron powder, charcoal, salt and vermiculite. When exposed to the air, an oxidation process takes place that generates heat.  Dr. Greens Heat Pads are specially engineered to provide quality heat that is long-lasting, comfortable, and even.
  • Odorless
  • Air Activated
  • Disposable

Go Number 1 Flask

$21.99
When You Need to Go.... The Original Go Number 1 now in a Flask!  This Unisex Synthetic Urine Novelty Kit is 3.5 Fluid oz. in a Flask form.  It has a safety sealed flip top cap. This unique Flask design, containing 3.5 oz. of the highest quality pre-mixed synthetic urine, allows or discreet concealment and ensures proper heating for up to 8 hours.  With an easy-to-read temperature strip, the package includes one self-adhesive heat pad and is ready to use right out of the box!  Proudly made in the USA.  Satisfaction Guaranteed by the manufacturer. Sold as a novelty item.  Intended for lawful use only.  Please follow all applicable local, state and federal laws when using this product. WARNING:  DO NOT TAKE INTERNALLY

The Whizz Kit

$49.99
The Whizz Kit is the unisex version of the Whizzinator. It is a refillable belt that goes around your waist.  The pouch on the bag holds the synthetic urine and once it has been used, you can refill it by simply using a syringe (included with your Whizz Kit). Ready to use right out of the box. The Whizz Kit comes with 4 oz of toxin-free premixed synthetic urine already in the pouch. The Whizz Kit urine contains ingredients such as Uric Acid and Creatine which can be found in natural urine. Further, it is balanced for specific gravity, PH, and smells. In addition, your kit has two organic heat pads which are activated by shaking them after being opened, one 60ml syringe for refills, a temperature strip attached to your pouch, and a 100% cotton detachable elastic belt. Instructions are also included, plus you can watch a step-by-step video guide on how to use your Whizz Kit. The Whizz Kit is also known as the female Whizzinator because of the absence of the prosthetic. However, the belt is unisex and can be used by any gender. Trusted with more than 15 years on the market, The Whizz Kit is a quality guarantee. How does it work?  The belt goes around your waist beneath your clothes. So, the pouch will always touch your body to reach the right temperature with the help of your body and the heat pads. The refillable belt is a device that works with gravity. After unclipping the security clips, the liquid will flow through the tube easily delivering the liquid to its destination. Use it for wet sex and pranks. All ALS products are safe, clean, and reliable. Please do not drink. This product is not intended for illegal purposes. Follow all applicable state and federal laws when using this product. What comes with my Whizz Kit?
  • 4 oz of synthetic urine
  • 100% Cotton detachable elastic belt
  • 2 heat pads
  • Temperature strip (Body temperature is: 98.6°F degrees)
  • One 60ml syringe
  • One set of instructions
THIS PRODUCT IS NOT INTENDED FOR DRUG TESTS OR OTHER ILLEGAL USE.  PLEASE FOLLOW ALL APPLICABLE STATE AND FEDERAL LAWS WHEN USING THIS PRODUCT.

Inspector 420 Instant Drug Test

$9.99$14.99
Use the Inspector 420 Instant Drug Test with results in just 5 minutes!  With a 99.9% accuracy, this Instant Drug Test is very easy to use, just dip and read.  (Urine collection cup included) The Inspector 420 Drug Test comes with collection cups and is ideal for pre-employment, random, reasonable cause, corrections, clinical, hospital and personal use. Just make sure the device is room temperature, have a sample of urine ready, and wait 5-7 minutes after dipping the test strips in the sample for results.
  • 99.9% accuracy - used by doctors and hospitals
  • FDA cleared - meets SAMHSA standards for substance abuse screening
  • Confidential and anonymous
  • Very easy to use, just dip and read
  • Results in just 5 minutes
  • Contains 1 test kit with collection cup
A great drug prevention Tool!  The Panel/Dip Device is FDA 510(K) cleared and uses SAMHSA standards for substance abuse screening. Choose from:
  • 3 Panel (THC, COC, mAMP)
  • 1 Panel (THC)
Check Rite brand testing device is considered a “screening test”. This type of test is not as sensitive as tests conducted in a laboratory. If there is any question, you should have the urine sample sent to a laboratory for testing by means of GC/MS (Gas chromatography/ mass spectrometry) for positive confirmation.

The Whizzinator Touch

$149.99
The Whizzinator Touch by ALS is a synthetic urine device that includes a prosthetic. The device is made up of an ultra-secure belt that goes around your waist and legs, a pouch that is connected to the belt, and the prosthetic (fake penis). The Whizzinator Touch is designed so you can wear it for extended periods of time. Each Whizzinator Touch includes a 100% cotton elastic Belt with two comfortable leg straps, a prosthetic in the color of your choice, a vinyl medical grade pouch, four organic heating pads, one 60ml syringe, one Golden Shower, and a set of instructions. The Whizzinator Touch is discreet and safe to use in any scenario. When you purchase The Whizzinator Touch, you are purchasing the most realistic fake penis on the market! Available in four colors.

How does it work?

First, mix the Golden Shower with bottled water on a cup (please do not mix unless you plan to use it). Insert the mixture into the pouch with the help of the 60ml syringe. Place the belt around your waist and legs beneath your clothes. Place one organic heat pad when you are ready to heat it up. To release the liquid, make sure the clip is released and press the tip of the penis. The Whizzinator Touch features an ultra-quiet flow system, plus it can be operated with just one hand! Please clean your The Whizzinator Touch after each use. Instructions are also included, plus you can watch a step-by-step video guide on How to use your Whizzinator. Use it for wet sex and pranks. All ALS products are safe, clean, and reliable. Over fifteen years on the market! Experience and high quality in one product.

What comes with my Whizzinator Touch?

  • 1 Whizzinator Touch (4 colors available)
  • 100% Cotton elastic belt with a pressure band
  • Refillable Vinyl Pouch with Non-Spill Refill Port
  • 4 Heat Pads (Body temperature is: 98.6°F degrees)
  • One Golden Shower Synthetic Urine
  • One 60ml syringe
  • One set of instructions
ALS Synthetic Urine contains ingredients found in natural urine like Uric Acid and Creatine. It is balanced for specific gravity, Ph and has foam and scent! Great for mimicking disease and toxin-free urine for wet sex or pranks! You can have a dirty experience with a safe and clean, reliable product. THIS PRODUCT IS NOT INTENDED FOR DRUG TESTS OR OTHER ILLEGAL USE.  PLEASE FOLLOW ALL APPLICABLE STATE AND FEDERAL LAWS WHEN USING THIS PRODUCT. Available in:
  • Brown
  • Latino
  • Tan
  • White
 

Vale Detox Solution 4X

$41.99
Simply stated, Vale Detox Solution 4x Formula is the most effective detox cleanser on the market today. Solution 4x is specially formulated for large body mass, overweight and out-of-shape persons whose lifestyle exposes them to high levels of toxins on a daily basis. Enjoy the confidence of being toxin free!  With a broad spectrum of nutrients including Vale's powerful vitamin B complex, Solution 4x promotes effective cleansing for measurably lower levels of unwanted toxins in your system. * Solution 4x is formulated for people who are at least 30 pounds overweight or who have a larger than average body mass. Because larger people tend to have more fat cells in their body, they tend to have higher toxin levels. Fortified with Vales' exclusive blend of vitamins and minerals plus creatine, 4x is thin and easy to drink. Formulated with 50% less carbohydrates than Vale Detox Triple Strength Formula, this Solution 4x Formula provides the nutrients necessary to promote healthy detoxification. Available in a great tasting Citrus Burst flavor. 20 fluid ounces. Directions:
  • 1 hour before you want to be clean, shake the bottle
  • Consume Vale beverage
  • Wait 10 min, refill the bottle with water and drink all the water
  • Urinate as frequently as needed
  • Avoid unnecessary toxins, especially tobacco, caffeine and alcohol
  • Do not exercise
  • Avoid food or eat light snacks
  • Cleanses in 1 hour, lasts up to 5 hours.  You'll be cleanest from 1 1/2 hours to 4 hours after drinking Solution 4X.
  • Shelf life is three years from manufacture date, keep contents in a cool, dry place and out of direct sunlight.
For Best Results:
  • Drink 6 - 8 glasses of water each day to flush toxins naturally
  • Avoid unwanted toxins; the more clean time you allow yourself, the better
  • Take PreVale the night before to promote deep cellular precleaning
Click here to Jump Start your Detox with Vale Detox PreVale Capsules, the first step to detoxification. *These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration.  This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease. THIS PRODUCT IS NOT INTENDED FOR DRUG TESTS OR OTHER ILLEGAL USE.  PLEASE FOLLOW ALL APPLICABLE STATE AND FEDERAL LAWS WHEN USING THIS PRODUCT.

VitaBlend Inositol

$9.99$200.99

VitaBlend Inositol

Inositol, sometimes referred to as vitamin B8, naturally occurs in foods such as fruits, beans, grains and nuts (1Trusted Source).  Your body can also produce inositol from the carbohydrates you eat.  However, research suggests that additional inositol in the form of supplements may have numerous health benefits. What Is Inositol? Though often referred to as vitamin B8, inositol is not a vitamin at all but rather a type of sugar with several important functions.  Inositol plays a structural role in your body as a major component of cell membranes.  It also influences the action of insulin, a hormone essential for blood sugar control. In addition, it affects chemical messengers in your brain, such as serotonin and dopamine.  It has been estimated that a typical diet in the US contains around 1 gram of inositol per day. Rich sources include grains, beans, nuts and fresh fruits and vegetables. However, supplemental doses of inositol are often higher. Researchers have studied the benefits of doses up to 18 grams per day — with promising results and few side effects. Choose from:
  • 1/2 ounce
  • 1 ounce
  • 2 ounce
  • 4 ounce
  • 8 ounce
  • 16 ounce
  • 35 ounce
These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.            

Vale Detox PreVale Capsules

$3.49
Vale Detox PreVale Capsules are your first step to detoxification by promoting accelerated removal of toxins stored in the body.  PreVale contains herbs that are widely recognized for their ability to aid the liver in eliminating unhealthy toxins. Pre-Vale is a formulation of all natural herbs designed to prepare your body for detoxification. Pre-Vale is suggested for use 12-18 hours prior to beginning your detoxification program. Pre-Vale is designed to be used in conjunction with Vale Detox One Hour Cleansing Solution, Vale Detox Triple Strength Formula or Vale Detox Solution 4X Formula cleansing products. Directions:
  • Take entire package of PreVale with 20 oz. of water 12 to 18 hours before starting your Vale Detox cleansing program.
  • Continue to drink 12 -16 oz. of water per waking hour until you start your Vale Detox cleansing program.